All I wanted when I was growing up
Was to be the boss of you all
Never believed in nothing
Never took a stand
I owe it all to my mother
Now that I’m almost a man … and I’m
Up here on Planet Key
It’s all for one and it’s all for me
Up here on Planet Key
You think I’m faking?
You’re not mistaken.
I am a new politician
The kind you long to believe
You see yourself in my story
You see my heart on my sleeve
Never believed in nothing
Never cared for the fools
Who want to ruin this country
With all their taxes and rules.
And I’m up here on Planet Key
You got the money that’s enough for me
Up here on Planet Key
You think I’m jokin’?
This gun is smokin’.
Never had much of nothing
But now I’m livin’ it big
I marvel how much you trust me
I hide the truth like this wig.
I’m up here on Planet Key
In the land where the rich are free
I’m up here on Planet Key
We’re immune to GCSB
Up here on Planet Key
You want compassion don’t vote for me
Up here on Planet Key
The clock is tickin’.
[7]
The second respondent, Jeremy Jones, is a designer who offered to make a
video to accompany the song. He saw the exercise as a light-hearted way to express
his own political views. Clifford J neatly described the video as:4
… a Monty Python-style animated video satirising a wide range of issues
relating to the Prime Minister personally, and to the National Government
and other senior politicians, to the words and music of the song. Issues such
as the Prime Minister’s state house upbringing, his reported lack of memory
4
High Court judgment, above n 1, at [30].